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You put it in my cereal

Its color is surreal

Yeah I love its flavor

Syrup is my lifesaver


I get my sweet prize

It goes

Into my tights

Into my eyes

Makin’me glow for the skies


And then I get so Fatty

I throw some Confetti

Process process process

You process that sugar

Into a heart success

Sucess, Process, A mess


I love Fat Fat Fatty

I adore Corn Corn Corny

Everything for that shiny

High Fructose Corn Syrup

Cheer up!

Stir it up

Stir it down

It’s Slick

It’s Thick

Sugar Gravy

Drop it

Drop it

On my caky

Now Gimmy

That Fat liver

Bad swimmer

Bubble in

Bubble out

Pop drop melt now


Fat is glitterrrrrrr

Non stop I jitterrrrrrrrrr


My unnatural fructose

I drink it from the hose

It’s like eating

10000 oranges

Only artificial

It’s easy’n’benefitial


Chemical sugar

Smooth cougar

Come to me,

Block my vein

There’s only a lot to gain

No sugar drives you insane


It gets you hooked up

Like, it’s better than cocaine.





And make me obese,

High Fructose Corn Syrup,

A human masterpiece.


AHAHAH just kidding. Actually it’s really bad for you.

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