BP HEY (BPA)

 

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Bis-phe-nol-A-sol-la-si-do

Ohhhh

Ohhhhh

Heyyy!

 

BPA is everywhere

If you don’t know it

Ask the Tupperware

Wait!

Don’t ask plastic

It won’t care

It’ll say:

BPA is fan-tas-tic

Don’t you dare

 

And I’ll put it all in

The Microwave

It’ll will start meltin’

Into the food I crave

 

BP OH HEY

Bis-phe-nol-A

I lick it in my sippy

Oh hey

It’s my after trash

Make out sesh.

Hooray.

BP OH HEY

Bis-phe-nol-A

I lick it in my sippy

Oh hey

It’s my after trash

Make out sesh.

Hooray.

 

Tuna can

Hold the man

Leashin' those beepees

On all the humans

 

And then it goes

The Beepp Peeep Aieis,

All the way down,

Through the drains,

Into the water,

Water kindgom

And all the fishys go nom nom